You’re probably familiar in at least some capacity with Woodie Guthrie, who famously wrote “This machine kills fascists” on his guitar. Similarly, Hank Green, of the Vlogbrothers, wrote “This machine pwns n00bs” on HIS guitar, inspired by the former.

So, jocky dude-bro jerkfaces who try to seduce girls with their acoustic guitars might have something reflecting what they’re known for on their instruments? Date rape jokes? Masculine straight dude culture? Hmm.. problematic.